Dear Beneficiary,
The manifold bottlenecks are deliberate approach to ensure thorough scrutiny of federal disbursements. However, I am offering to render you a preferential service to enable you enjoy swift payment process before I vacate office soon. It's on record that you have been seeking the release of your overdue inheritance entitlement since the eras of my predecessors. This is because Inheritance Claims from this region raises a lot of suspicions since it has been exposed as a channel by which government functionaries divert loots to offshore accounts.
'Inheritance Claim' as an old fashioned mode of money laundering was aided by poor database management, until its story became a bait with which Bogus schemes are being perpetrated today. In light of my front line study, on a yearly basis, politicians do bestow over $972 Million worth of loots on their foreign cohorts as inheritance entitlements. I have vested interest in your transaction and I will be willing to compromise if you would appoint me as your new partner. Having examined the circumstances that flaws the release of your withheld funds, I promise that your approval will be granted if you would exploit my competence which am ready to render.
May I persuade you not to forfeit this fund yet, consider this pursuit as your last strive and I will thrill you with a successful outcome in a week. With my umpire immunity, I shall revise the declared 'Purpose of Payment' from 'Inheritance' to 'Procurement' and initiate speedy authorization of your payment. I guaranty that we would execute this venture under a legitimate arrangement without breach of the law. Note that, I won't ask you for an upfront settlement, but I would receive my split on an agreed sharing formula at the end. I will appreciate your prompt reply If you are interested to know your new role in this pursuit, and the modality involved.
I look forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience.
Best Regards,
M. Bank-Anthony.
Head of Operations, Debt Conversion Dept.
National Bureau of Finance.