From: "iDeaf mp3 player invention" <info@investion.com>
Reply-To: jack_banks148@yahoo.com
Date: Sun, 20 Jun 2010 02:35:10 +0200 (CEST)
Subject: Specially Developed ‘iDeaf’ mp3 player,
Dear friend,
How are you on this fine day? I hope this email finds you in good
condition, good spirits, STI-free and pleasantly drunk. Please read
carefully what I am about to tell you, I got your email from an online
friend who has worked with you in the past.
My name is Jack Banks, I am a senior producer here at MuteMusic
Productions. I have worked with some of the top names in the music
industry in my 40 year career, names like Rick Astley, Gary Glitter, Mr.
Blobby and more recently, dance-punk band Test Icicles. We have studios
based all over the world, ranging from Nepal to New Zealand.
In recent months, myself and my team have been developing a new kind of
music – music for the deaf. We have pumped a lot of our own money
into this work, and feel we are now at a point where we are confident that
it works. This is how it works in simple terms; The patient is given a
small microchip that is implanted into their anus. This, when hooked up to
our specially developed ‘iDeaf’ mp3 player, allows the
recipient to hear music in high-quality 320kbit/s bitrate.
Right now, we are looking for both musicians and investors to help us out.
We have come to you as I have been informed you have a reputation either
musically or in terms of investment. I hope that we can work together in
some form.
If you are willing to help this project, please email me back at:
jack_banks148@yahoo.com
Regards, and have a nice day
Mr. Jack Banks.
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